MOM-ISMS (because she's the mother, that's why...) I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. If you don't stop doing that, your face will freeze that way. Eat it, it's good for you. I don't care who started, just stop it. Well, every day is Children's day... Don't think that I can't see you. If I talked to my mother the way you talk to me... Close the door behind you, you weren't born in a barn. Sit up straight, dear. Don't put that in your mouth, you don't know where it's been. How can you see with your hair in your face like that? Get a haircut. Go ask your father. Wait till your father is home. Well, I'm not everybody's mother. I've only got two hands. Carrots will help you see better. You should eat that, there are starving children in... When I said you do your homework now, I mean NOW. Don't sit too close to the television, it will ruin your eyes. Always put toilet paper on the seat. Always wear clean underwear, you may be in an accident. Because I said so! What do you think, I'm made off, money? If I didn't love you so much, I wouldn't care what you did. You will always be my baby. It's not whether you win or lose but how you play the game. And you call THAT music? He wasn't good enough for you anyway... You only nag the ones you love. I only hope that when you have your own children... Well, as long as you're living in my house... Let me kiss and make it better. And don't forget that I'm your mother and I'll always love you. Autres textes...